Opening Day Dove Season 2008 and Why It Pays to Completely Suck at the Sports You Love
Thursday, September 11th, 2008
Shells and Shotgun. There weren't any fancy side by sides in the field that day. Just good ol' blue collar shotguns. Mine says Sears and Roebuck on the barrel.
Saturday was opening day of dove season in Alabama. Due in no small part to my fly fishing addiction, I had not been dove hunting in around a decade. In the past, it was a yearly ritual marking the symbolic, if not the astronomical, beginning of autumn. Dad, my younger brother, and I would travel to the corn fields near Stevenson, AL; walk a quarter mile through the muddy, freshly picked field; waste a half hour playing with the antenna on the boom box until Eli Gold’s voice came in crystal clear from the day’s Bama game; and spend the day fruitlessly filling the sky with lead in the vain hope of harvesting a limit of doves for the first wild game of the season. Despite its obvious redneck attributes, or perhaps due to them, it was marvelous fun. Once infected by the fly fishing bug, however, my days spent afield hunting dropped gradually every year until I wasn’t hunting at all. Before Saturday, I hadn’t been hunting for anything in better than three years.
I have trouble putting my finger on what exactly is the source of dove hunting’s fun, but I think mostly it has to do with getting to legally fire a large gun a lot. I’ve never enjoyed hunting for the killing aspect. In fact, I’m saddened every time I take a game animal, or a fish either for that matter. There are three competing emotions at play here. There’s the adrenaline rush that comes from the kill, the thankfulness for being blessed with a successful hunt, and the sadness that comes from the loss of a beautiful and graceful creature. I’m certain I’m flattering myself by making this all sound more complex than it really is, but there you have it.

Dixie waits in vain for a dove to fall. This was Dixie's first dove hunt. She was so excited she ran herself half to death in the oppressive heat and humidity.
Okay, enough of that nonsense. What I meant to say is, I was really looking forward to hitting the field again. Back in the day, I wasn’t a bad shot. Not great, but not bad either. Time to see if I still had it, and I must say I was looking forward to a hearty meal of fried dove breasts. The central problem of dove hunting is finding a good place to hunt, a problem assisted greatly by the fact that my brother’s new mother-in-law owns an excellent dove field on top of Sand Mountain. Drake, Insane and I arrived early to ward off any poachers and stake out the good spots. We grabbed a quick bite from the Section Dairy Bar and hit the field. Things were slow until about an hour past noon (the Alabama dove season doesn’t open until noon on the first day). From then until nearly dusk the action was quick and furious. Drake had his limit within two or three hours. Insane and I, well, we shot a bunch. In fact we shot so much that it began to be embarrassing. By the end of the day, we had each shot around one hundred times. The final tally? Six for me, four for Insane. I got two of mine after Insane left, so we both shot equally badly. The limit on doves? 15. Luckily for me, several of the guys didn’t want to clean their doves and kindly gave them to me. The next day we got that hearty feast of wild game.

Dixie has Insane's back. Yeah, right. She didn't sit still for two seconds, and even when she did, she didn't help us spot any birds.
About the poor shooting, Insane and I decided it wasn’t such a bad thing. I mean, if you so completely dominate a sport that it’s no longer challenging, it sort of loses its appeal. Who wants to go out and catch thirty 20″ trout every outing? Sure, at first it would be a blast, but it would soon wear thin. If every time you went out you got a deer, a limit of ducks, squirrels, doves or whatever, you’d grow tired of it. You’d certainly be a great provider, but unless you’re a primitive man struggling to feed the tribe, you’re likely into outdoors sports for something more than simply providing food. You’re in it for the challenge. You’re in it because there’s that vast (infinite in our case) sea of things to learn and improve upon stretching out in front of you. And so Insane and I have decided that we were the superior sportsmen in that field. We’re the ones who truly love the sport. We care enough about dove hunting that we don’t want to shoot as well as all those other guys. We care enough about fly fishing that we find pleasure in bungling those difficult casts. I mean, who wants to be awesome? Awesome is so last year.
Take care,
Nathan



